In the sweet country Lim'rick, one cold winter's night All the turf fires were burning when I first saw the light And a drunken old midwife went tipsy with joy As she danced round the floor with her slip of a boy Singing ban-ya-na mo if an-ga-na And the juice of the barley for me Well when I was a gossoon of eight years old or so With me turf and me primer to school I did go To a dusty old school house without any door Where lay the school master blind drunk on the floor Singing ban-ya-na mo if an-ga-na And the juice of the barley for me At the learning I wasn't such a genius I'm thinking, But I soon bet the master entirely at drinking, Not a wake or a wedding for five miles around, But meself in the corner was sure to be found. Singing ban-ya-na mo if an-ga-na And the juice of the barley for me One Sunday the priest thread me out from the altar Saying you'll end up your days with your neck in a halter; And you'll dance a fine jig between heaven and hell And his words they did frighten me the truth for to tell Singing ban-ya-na mo if an-ga-na And the juice of the barley for me So the very next morning as the dawn it did break I went down to the vestry the pledge for to take, And there in that room sat the priests in a bunch Round a big roaring fire drinking tumblers of punch Singing ban-ya-na mo if an-ga-na And the juice of the barley for me Well from that day to this I have wandered alone I'm a jack of all trades and a master of none, With the sky for me roof and the earth for me floor, And I'll dance out my days frinking whiskey galore Singing ban-ya-na mo if an-ga-na And the juice of the barley for me