Says my oul wan to your oul wan Will you come to the Waxies' Dargle? Says your oul wan to my oul wan Sure I haven't got a farthin' I've just been to Monto town To see young Kill McArdle But he wouldn't lend me half a crown To go to the Waxies' Dargle What are you have'in will you have a pint, I'll have a pint you sir And if one of you doesn't order Soon we'll be ordered out of the boozer Says my aul' one to your aul' one Will you come to the Galway Races? Says your aul' one to my aul' one With the price of my aul' lads braces I just went down to Capel Street To the jew man money lenders But they wouldn't give me a couple of bob On my aul' lad's red suspenders What are you have'in will you have a pint, I'll have a pint you sir And if one of you doesn't order Soon we'll be ordered out of the boozer Says my aul' one to your aul' one We have no beef nor mutton But if we go down to Monto town We might get a drink for nuttin' Here's a nice piece of advice I got from an aul' fishmonger When food is scarce and you see the hearse Well you know you died of hunger What are you have'in will you have a pint, I'll have a pint you sir And if one of you doesn't order Soon we'll be ordered out of the boozer