What ever happened to my part? It was exciting at the start Now we're halfway through act 2 And I've had nothing yet to do I've been off-stage for far too long I'ts ages since I had a song This is one unhappy diva The producers have deceived her There is nothing I can sing from my heart What ever happened to my part I am sick of my career Always stuck in second gear Up to here With frustrations and with fears I've no Grammy, no rewards I've no Tony Awards I'm constantly replaced by Britney Spears Britney Spears! What ever happened to my show I was a hit, now I don't know I'm with a bunch of British knight Prancing 'round in whooly thights I might as wel go to the pub They've been out searching for a shrub Out shopping for a bush Well they can kiss my tush It seemes to me they've really lost the plot What ever happened to my I'll call my agent, damnit What ever happened to my Not yours, not yours! But my part!