We're going to have a party, invite all our friends Drink and pretend Life's grand, everything is dandy Pinkies raised, we'll toast the days coming to an end My friend, it's time for French fries and Champagne Yesterday was easy Breezing through the years No cares and no fears You and I, the world our briny oyster Let's not get sentimental, we'll tango through the tears So cheers Time for French fries and Champagne It's bittersweet to beat the odds of losing When every smile you see just hides a heart that's bluesing If misery loves company, we'll need a lot more gin Can't win It's time for French fries and Champagne Your soul's a shell you couldn't sell for pennies So let's strike up the band, and have us one too many If woes were shiny nickels we'd all be billionaires Who cares It's time for French fries It's time for French fries It's time for French fries And Champagne