Two, three, four Well, I'm high as a fly on Willie Nelson's wall And I can't remember where I am at all And I don't know where my mind has taken me My boots in my hand, and my hat on my feet Somebody drive me home Well, I don't know if I should be left alone And if my girlfriend calls Well, tell her I'm just a fly on the wall ♪ Well, I'm drunk as an uncle in the Walmart parking lot Blaring Margarita Vile and taking up two spots Windows down, beer cans on the ground And I ain't moving if the police come around Somebody drive me home Well, I don't know if I should be left alone And if my girlfriend calls Well, tell her I'm just a fly on the wall ♪ I'm sober as a judge shakin' hands with everyone But there ain't no way to tell if I've ever been done With a smile on my face and a twinkle in my eye Buddy, I'm gonna stay this way until the day I die Somebody drive me home Well, I don't know if I should be left alone And if my girlfriend calls Well, tell her I'm just a fly on the wall Oh-yeah, tell her I'm just a fly on the wall