Of course climate change is a conspiracy Made up by socialist vampires to push policies A greener fairer world That's our evil plot Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood We'll build clean energy to improve air quality Creating lots of jobs with fair pay guaranteed A well-being revolution That's our evil plot Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood And recycling is a lie To make you go outside The night you take your bins out Is the night we bite So now you know our plan to descale economy Measure growth in happiness instead of GDP Don't try to warn the others It's already too late The next blood we drink is running in your veins