Well... Ol' Jack Frost don't come around and I don't give a damn
We've got reindeer at the mini mall We've got snowflakes by the gram
And I took a ride to brentwood, I stole some Christmas lights
Now they decorate a taco truck in sweet Van Nuys
I was alone Christmas Eve eatin chicken and waffle and Colt 45
My future ex-wife was a Giants fan so
I kicked her to the curb cause she ain't no friend of mine
All I want for Christmas is a bulletproof vest
A '64 Impala and platinum on my chestChristmas time in Los Angeles (ooh hoo)
Livin in LA, Livin' in LA Livin in LA, Livin' in LA
Christmas time in Los Angeles (ooh hoo)
Livin in LA, Livin' in LA Jamin' all the way Jamin' all the way
Mistletoe and candy canes
Old St. Nick and a belly full of jelly
Won't buy my girl those breast implants
Or Diamonds and ice from bcpg
All i want for Christmas is a bulletproof vest
A '64 impala and platinum on my chest
All i want for Christmas is to make sweet love
Chasing down the eggnog with that 151(that 151)
Christmas time in Los Angeles (ooh hoo)
Livin in LA, Livin' in LA Livin in LA, Livin' in LA
Christmas time in Los Angeles (ooh hoo)
Livin in LA, Livin' in LA Jamin' all the way Jamin' all the way
Its snowin' somewhere its snowin'
But that's nowhere I wanna be
Dump trucks and palm trees,
Well that's Christmas time for me-eee yea
All i want for Christmas is a bulletproof vest
A '64 impala and platinum on my chest
All i want for Christmas is to make sweet love
Chasing down the eggnog with that 151(that 151)
Livin in LA, Livin' in LA Livin in LA, Livin' in LA
('64 impala and platinum on my chest)
Livin in LA, Livin' in LA Jamin' all the way Jamin' all the way
That 151 ooh ooh
Christmastime in Los Angeles
Livin in LA, Livin' in LA Jamin' all the way Jamin' all the way