You look so pretty in pictures
I want some copies with stickers
I twist my whisker hairs
When I hear the sound of your
Somersaults impress me prescense of a jet ski
If all the lakes were frozen would you come over
I'll teach you to weave a basket
I promise I won't ask it
To hold all my jewelery
Just in case you leave
I need a clipping from your memoir
The first page should read
How you met a foxy hottie
With the breath of winter green
Mmm delicious
Of course (of course)
Of course (of course)
You wear glasses (we wear glasses)
The better to see me with (the better to see you with)
Are you seeing this (such finesse, such finesse)
Of course (of course)
Of course (of course)
I am dancing (she is dancing)
The better to romance you with (consider us romanced)
Then let's eat snacks in the moonlight
(We say yes, we say yes)
I go to Reeses Pieces watching the creases of your pleather pants
Do a river dance with dramatic enhance
I get emotional planning promotional gifts
We would give in gift baskets describing our love
I say with certainty I find a certain someone handsome
And certainly I'd dread pay your overpriced ransom
From the inside of a mansion we could build an expansion
To preserve our keepsakes and forget-me-nots
Now don't forget
Of course (of course)
Of course (of course)
You wear glasses (we wear glasses)
The better to see me with (the better to see you with)
Are you seeing this (such finesse, such finesse)
Of course (of course)
Of course (of course)
I am dancing (she is dancing)
The better to romance you with (consider us romanced)
Now enter my boudoir (we say yes, we say yes)
At the four way stop at an intersection
In a hybrid car heading your direction
Like a top chef who makes vegan cheese
Or a pizza party on the TV screen
My love for you is growing like a conga line
Like a cruise ship on the ocean
Where the people wear lotion
My love for you is happening all the time
Like a boy band singing a love jam
To a girl's hand I understand
Like a world war vet with a stamp collection
Trading accomplished to fight and fetch
Like an old house with mildew
In need of a cleaning crew
I
Like
You
I got a tickle in my pocket
Cause I bought you a locket
Hoping to get you into fashion looks previously overlooked
Tattoo draw your portrait while I'm sitting in meetings
Wondering what you cooked for dinner
(If you considered my feelings)
I've computed all the data
I've compiled all the data
The results are in and I've gotta have ya
Of course you wear glasses the better to see me with
(Of course we wear glasses the better to see you with)
Of course you wear oven mits better to feed me with
(Of course we wear oven mits better to feed you with)
Of course I am dancing the better to romance you with
(Of course you are dancing the better to romance us
Us, us, us, us, us, us, us, us, us, us, us
Consider us romanced)