My hair is looking greasy, haven't washed it in days But I'm still looking pretty in my faux fur beret I'm spray tan, golden brown, bra with wires, digging down Hunting, trapping sugar boos, want your lotion paws up on my hooves Don't be Rudy Judy Don't be Sad Sam Want your Chatty Cathy all up on my lady pants I'm taking public transportation I'm taking lady vitamins I'm taking any kind of loving as long as it doesn't end I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy (Ah ah ah) If you're dancing next to me (ah ah ah) I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy (Ah ah ah) If you're dancing next to me (Ah ah ah) Keep playing the jams (Ah ah ah) Keep playing the songs (Ah ah ah) I see you calves all surprised, I had this rule authorised No pants (Ah ah ah) No pants (Ah ah ah) No pants policy if you're dancing next to me (ah ah ah ah ah ah) I got my blinders on, I can't see them watching us But if they all get winky at ya, I will make them applesauce Bring me your weak beats Bring me your slow jams I'm not gonna get picky when you all start to understand Pound the floor some more, you've got me thinking that I'm loving you Loving the dance moves and loving the attitude As long as we keep dancing we'll have to play along I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy (Ah ah ah) If you're dancing next to me I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy (Ah ah ah) If you're dancing next to me (Ah ah ah) Trust me, I'm a lady (ah ah ah), I don't even have a baby (ah ah ah) I just wanna see a hottie with a body cutting loose I don't wanna touch you much, the music makes me want to get so grabby Keep the heat up, keep the beat up Take your pants off, I'll be happy (ah ah ah ah ah ah) No pants (Ah ah ah) (Ah ah ah) No pants (Ah ah ah) (Ah ah ah) I wanna march with you to the beat Watch and learn, don't take a seat We'll check your pulse later Over ketchup and a tater 'Cause you're my new inspiration, you're my new set of rules And according to the story wearing pants is for fools I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy (Ah ah ah) If you're dancing next to me (ah ah ah) I got a no (no) pants (pants) policy (Ah ah ah) If you're dancing next to me (Ah ah ah) Keep playing my jams (ah ah ah) Keep singing my songs (ah ah ah) I see your thighs all surprised, I had this rule authorised No pants (Ah ah ah) No pants (Ah ah ah) No pants policy if you're dancing next to me (ah ah ah ah ah ah)