Three years ago the storm rolled in
It would not let up and it would not leave
Which reminds me of my past relationships
Well that storm was heavy but I did survive
It destroyed a tree which was at least 35
Flooded the basement and killed the lights
But I'll take that storm with my exes any night
Well ever since that storm blew through
I've been tryin' to keep my mind from going blue
So if any of my exes are passing by
I'd like to show ya how I spend my time
You better chop, chop, chop, chop
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
Every piece of wood from every tree
You better chop, chop, chop, chop
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
And everything they left behind with me
You might ask how a lady like me
Ended up with a wood pile over 6 feet
12 yards long, dried and ready
Without a man around, without someone steady
Well I've never been one for bars and boys
They all wanna talk about sports and toys
Online dating, I end up with my dentist
I'd rather be home watching "The Aprentice"
So to keep my mind and body in check
And to keep from freezing, this winter, oh heck
It's best to keep chopping wood year-round
You never know when a hot sup'll wanna lay you down
Axe, log, swing, let's gooo
You better chop, chop, chop, chop
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
Every piece of wood from every tree
You better chop, chop, chop, chop
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
To keep my mind from going crazy
I've got too many exes, one moved out of Texas
I've got too many logs, no room for all the dogs
I keep a sharp axe underneath my pillow
And if I need another I keep one on the patio
Come on, and just try to break my heart again
(Woooowee)
I wouldn't do it!
Chop, chop, chop, chop
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
Chop, chop, chop, chop
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
You better chop, chop, chop, chop
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
Every piece of wood from every tree
You better chop, chop, chop, chop
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
Every memory they left with me