Call me Now call me later tell me if you really care If you think that you know me then prove it If you were a tote bag full of with beach toys I would take you to the mall and try to lose it Hop on that moped I'm going 30 miles per hour After that hour you give me roses, candies, chips and flowers I know you've got a crush but what can I do? 'Cause I prefer a little lovin' with my marinated tofu Holler if you hear me Holler if you fear me Don't, don't blame me Blame my booty Such a cutey On my giant trampoline I go bounce bounce You fall in love with every ounce ounce On my giant trampoline I go bounce bounce You fall in love with every ounce ounce Hold up, hold up Please don't hate 'cause I play the game And I tease them with bait Me and you, on a blanket for two You crack open a liter of Sierra Mist You speak of my beauty and how you're enchanted You promise me above ground pools and every wish shall you'll grant it And every heartland honey just loves to please Those corn fed girls in the wal-mart jeans Holler if you hear me Holler if you fear me Don't, don't blame me Blame my booty Such a cutey On my giant trampoline I go bounce bounce You fall in love with every ounce ounce On my giant trampoline I go bounce bounce You fall in love with every ounce ounce And if you're looking to spoil me Royally oily and constantly I'm not playing hard to get (no) I'm just hard to get My booty is guilty of booty loveliness