Don't don't don't don't don't
Don't you threaten the lady with the cheese plate
I've got fancy here to prove that I'm really great
I'm not sharing my lady cuisine
'Cause my lady cuisine make the boys all scream
Got my money rolled tight as a cinnamon roll
And let my J-Lo booty bounce low real low
If Shania were here she'd say let's go girls
So let's go girls get yourself a babysitter
Not from the East, not from the West
Girls in the middle that rock the best
Girl must be a Midwest, Midwest, Midwest
Wearing lots of lip gloss, wearing lots of attitude
Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva
Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva
Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva
Fo' show like a money machine
I see you girl in the go-o
Tapping into my lady looks
Girl you should know-ow
You've got no chance for some honey romance
'Cause this seat's taken
Move on baby diva 'cause from now I'm the cheek
For the sizzling veggie bacon
I stole kisses from you momma at the barber shop (what?!)
I stole kisses from you pappa at the soccer shop
(Pappa no!)
Goin' with the comb with the glamorous touch
You're always looking good but you never can trust
A midwest (midwest)
Diva (diva, diva)
A midwest (midwest)
Diva (diva, diva)
Not from the East, not from the West
Girls in the middle that rock the best
Girl must be a Midwest, Midwest, Midwest
Wearing lots of mesh, and wearing lots of attitude
Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva
Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva
Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva
I know you wanna be tight
But not as tight as my jeans
Why'won't you start answering your phone
So you can start renting my dreams
Take me on a ride
A ride down to the mall
Take me in the mall
So I can try on pretty things
'Cause I dance like a diva (yeah, yeah)
'And I spin like a diva (yeah, yeah)
'And I look like a diva (yeah, yeah)
'And I sing like a diva (yeah, yeah)
'And I take like a diva (yeah, yeah)
I must be a diva
Not from the East, not from the West
Girls in the middle that rock the best
Girl must be a Midwest, Midwest, Midwest
Wearing lots of perfume, wearing lots of attitude
Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva
Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva
Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva