When you get to a certain stage in life A certain critical junction When you get to a certain age in life Things start to malfunction Your list of illness begin to grow Your reflexes begins to slow But you know what's the first thing to go? I got the short term memory loss blues The short term memory loss blues I can't remember anything The short term memory loss blues I got the short term... thing The short term... whatever Now where the hell did I put my keys? And where the hell did I put my keys? Short term memory loss blues Seven - that's the time we leave, at seven I'll be waitin' up for heaven Wait a sec that's wrong That's the bridge to another song Short term memory loss blues Be glad that you're not in my shoes It's a bummer when your memory shot I'd sing the rest, but I forgot The short term... The short term... Don't tell me Memory loss! Oh yes It's all coming back to me now I left them in the pants I took to the cleaners Now if I could only remember Wich cleaners