We're a Ménage a Trios We are a most passionate threesome Sometimes A will get it on with B Sometimes B will get it on with C Sometimes A and C will get together, pet together, then give B some There's nothing like a loving Ménage a Trois Come take a ride on the three-way For no matter what your fantasy And no matter what your thing may be And no matter what you wanna do you and who you wanna do it to, you're better off with three Think of all the various variations Tittling around with endless permutations Fiddling around in triplicate gyrations So if you find a pas deux deux is blah Try a pas du trois It's so sensual Such potential If three adults are consensual It's a tangle Our triangle Although sometimes we wrangle If one splits, while the divorce is not so gruesome Because if one someone leaves a threesome You won't be lonesome, you still got a twosome I say we-oh All are bri-oh To the fact that we're a trio Perhaps a foursome would be awesome Or a fivesome, six or seven or eight or nine or ten or eleven or twelve And more and more and more, gee Now you've got an orgy Naaah We're a Ménage a Trios We're a most amorous tryptic Sometimes he will fool around with she Sometimes we will try something for three So you see that experimentation's what makes our relationship tick There's nothing like a loving Ménage a Trios Boy, girl and boy in a troika Think of all the ways to interlink There are many more than you might think So no matter what you wanna try it's easier than pie to gratify each little kink Forget about your old two way condition Try a little tripod-ite coition All a couple needs is one addition Everyone should see to set you free what you do with two you simply do with three Let's all swing It's like waltzing One, two, three, one, two, three triple your ecstasy He, she and me, ah Ménage a trois