No-one does the things you do The way you do the things you do How do you do the things you do the way you do? How can you do the things you? To him? To her? To me? To you? To it? To them? You don't care who you do it to I thought that you would only do the things you do the way you do To someone who could love you too? But no, not you That's why I'm blue Yes, I am blue because of you Because of all the things you do To anyone who asks you to Why even those who don't, you do And what can I so long as you Keep doing all the things you do The way you do the things you do Keep doing them to you know who I'd be a fool to say adieu But that is what I'll have to do If you don't tell me, tell me true What are these things, these things you do? As if I knew I too would do these things you do to me, to you Not just tonight, forever and a day But Christ don't get me started On the things you say or the way you say them