Politics on the news That junk doesn't seem to bother you You own a heart of gold Biggest fan of every game show But you wouldn't contest, even though you're the best In my eyes Scary things walk through there door The stuff on the phone is even worse They all say they're trying to help you So many people try to change your point of view But you wouldn't protest, even though you're the best I can't lie You just wear your moo moo gown All you do is lay around And you deserve it Every last bit, you earned it