Can you turn me up? Turn me up full I went into a bar just the other night Boy, I got into one hell of a fight I think I might have broken my jaw The very next morning, somebody stole my car My wife left home 'bout a week ago She stole the kids, and she took all my dough She peed on the carpet, and she shot my horse Now things are gone from better to bad to worse Texas and whiskey Whiskey from Texas Texas Texas whiskey Oh, I went to daddy's funeral just the other day It's just been three short days since he passed away Seems he died from having too much to drink That's how his truck ended up in the drink Texas and whiskey Funerals and Texas Whiskey and funerals Texas and whiskey Funerals Texas funerals Ah, shit I fucked it all up