I lost my career, I got wax in my ear
Now I can't find my beer, I'm a stick in the mud
I ain't going nowhere, nobody will care
I'm just twisting my hair, I'm a stick in the mudd
I don't have a mate, I can't get a date
It's my pitiful fate, I'm a stick in the mud
I dropped out of school, I thought I was cool, ha
I'm just a fool, I'm a stick in the mud
Singing la la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la
I'm well on my way to drinking away
Every cent of my pay, I'm a stick in the mud
I used to be thin with a pearly white grin
Now my teeth hurt again, I'm a stick in the mud
I get nothing done, responsibility I shun
My truck, it won't run, I'm a stick in the mud
I'm a boring old fart, some slut broke my heart
Shows I ain't very smart, what a stick in the mud
Singing la la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la
People go off to work, while I lie here and shirk
'Cause I'm one lazy jerk, I'm a stick in the mud
My truck's out of gas, the smog, it won't pass
I just sit on my ass, I'm a stick in the mud
I hide from the sun, I'm all about fun
Yeah girls I'm the one, I'm the stick in the mud
So when you see me come and you know I'm a bum
Won't you lend a small sum to a stick in the mud
Singing la la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la
Singing la la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la I'm a stick in the mud