I had a dream that you got married to a girl that looked nothing like me
She had those almond eyes, golden thighs, I'll admit, yeah, she was pretty
When you think about girls, do you think about me?
Send a photo to your friends, wanna know what they see
'Cause I know what you like, and I know it's not me
You want her smart, but not smarter than you
She's so Hollister, even has the perfume
A cover girl, but she's insecure too
I, I wanna be her, I, I wanna be her
Beautiful, but don't try too hard
So mild-mannered, skirts in the school yard
She's innocent with an elegant charm
I, I wanna be her, I, I wanna be her
I'm the antithesis, pessimist, maybe I just need to be more happy
'Cause you just go for girls who smile and pose and keep composed
Oh, shit, that's not me
You want her smart, but not smarter than you
She's so Hollister, even has the perfume
A cover girl, but she's insecure too
I, I wanna be her, I, I wanna be her
Beautiful, but don't try too hard
So mild-mannered, skirts in the school yard
She's innocent with an elegant charm
I, I wanna be her, I, I wanna be her
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You want her smart, but not smarter than you
She's so Hollister, even has the perfume
A cover girl, but she's insecure too
I, I wanna be her, I, I wanna be her
Beautiful, but don't try too hard
So mild-mannered, skirts in the school yard
She's innocent with an elegant charm
I, I wanna be her, I, I wanna be her
(Ooh-ooh) I wanna be her
I wanna be her