They tried to kick me out Walmart because I was pinching shit Cashier said wait outside, the cops will be here in a bit You think I was gonna sit there and let them take me in So, I hopped in my truck and got unstuck as I smoked up the Michelin If she was there by my side If she was there by my side I wouldn't be locked inside Got a life ban from hooters because I was 'tryna touch the girls Boss man said I got a friend, he might rock your world I ain't had man yet knock the pretty teeth up out my head So, I stayed for the show and I damn made sure that boy got a hospital bed If she was there by my side If she was there by my side I wouldn't be locked inside Woo Found my way home after a week of hellraising Small town black sheep rampage, apparently i'm breathtaking Got hung in the centre of town with the lady standing not too far away Who knew that her damned actions would make me go this far and say If she was there by my side If she was there by my side If she was there by my side If she was there by my side I'd probably be still alive Still alive Go on, play 'em out boys