Well the best friend that a man can have is Jesus And the worst one he can have is named Jim Beam One of them just makes me as mean as a striped snake And the other one has washed my spirit clean And they can't coexist forever, I knew that from the start One lives in my bloodstream, and the other's in my heart And the one that's in my bloodstream keeps me in the shape I'm in And thе one that's in my heart has washed mе clean of all my sin All my sin, yeah ♪ Well I ain't no stranger to a barstool And I ain't no stranger to a pew One of them has cost me a good chunk of my time And the other one has made my spirit new And they can't coexist forever, I knew that from the start One lives in my bloodstream, and the other's in my heart And the one that's in my bloodstream keeps me in the shape I'm in And thе one that's in my heart has washed mе clean of all my sin All my sin, yeah, oh-oh ♪ And they can't coexist forever, I knew that from the start One lives in my bloodstream, and the other's in my heart And the one that's in my bloodstream keeps me in the shape I'm in And thе one that's in my heart has washed mе clean of all my sin All my sin, yeah, oh-oh-oh