Under my skirt there's a rainbow that's toxic Under my skirt there's a dog that bites You might lose an eye or you'll burn your fingers but hey boy, you should try I never eat fruit I only drink coffee I can't sleep at night i just stare outside Stittin' upright on a chair by the window Well hey boy, you should try To fall in love with a girl like me Under my skirt there's a wood made of plastic Under my skirt there's some sounds that swell You should fall in love with a girl like me Treasures untold to be found