Johnny you're a candy jar A blaze with fireballs Johnny you're a candy jar A blaze with fireballs Well ain't nothin' the matter Just don't let your glass jaw shatter Johnny you're a candy jar A blaze with fireballs Johnny don't you beat me with your black licorice stick Johnny don't you whip me with your long licorice whip Smoking candy cigarettes Is about as bad as baby gets So Johnny don't you beat me with your black licorice stick I'm just a kid in a candy shop My sticky fingers linger Because they just can't stop My mama says the candy spoils my appetite But he's the candy man that's gonna treat me right Now Johnny if your sweet the teeth will fall from my head Johnny if your sweet the teeth will fall from my head Ain't nothing like a sucker To make me want to pucker Johnny if your sweet the teeth will fall from my head Johnny says green apples give you belly aches and hives Johnny says green apples give you belly aches and hives But nothin' cures my stutter Like Johnny's apple butter Johnny is my candy boy until the day he dies