Come and buy illusions On the isle of delusions Place your faith and all your trust In the gods of wanderlust Your paper money won't get you far Neither will your tin can car Pack your tireless bag of tricks Pawn your books and candle sticks Come as you are in your tin can car Leave with the money from your old jam jar Come if you dare, we will take you there To the lovely Isle of Summer There's a charming cast of characters All castaways and characters So faithful to their island queen Who doles them out a daily dream Her hands are adorned with gypsy jewels Her golden words adored by fools Bearing gifts from dollar stores She welcomes you upon her shores Come as you are in your tin can car Leave with the money from your old jam jar Come as you are, we will take you there To the lovely Isle of Summer And the maiden with tornado curls More beautiful than other girls Lives at the end of hairpin bend And knows how to blow your fears away With potions spun of alchemy She calls you from her balcony Her laughter lingers in your ear Her smile the sweetest souvenir Come as you are in your tin can car Leave with money from your old jam jar Come if you dare, we will take you there To the lovely Isle of Summer