I woke up on the wrong side of the bed
It's days like these my mama said I would dread
Like to get nice and clean, but all the hot water is gone
God dam have to shower with a bottle of cheep cologne
Late for a very important date again
Speed up leave a cloud of dust at least the engine isn't dead
Up ahead every light I see turns from green to yellow to red
Every block that I stop I bang the steering wheel with my head
Tell me why, everything's a formality
Tell me why, we always disagree
Tell me why, I wallow in my own pity
Could happen to anyone in this city
Why me
Another day another dime another sign another dollar that I spend
Another time another rhyme another opinion to defend
Boss man got me twenty things to do
Not in a state to concentrate with this dog crap on my shoe
Don't you lie, don't you patronize, you say you've been here before
Ain't life just a grand slam when it's kicking your posterior
Say man look at the bright side the days not over yet
Things can't get any worse I say wanna bet
Tell me why, everything's a formality
Tell me why, we always disagree
Tell me why, I wallow in my own pity
Could happen to anyone in this city
Why me
Tell me why, everything's a formality
Tell me why, we always disagree
Tell me why, I waddle in my own pity
Could happen to anyone in this city
Tell me why, my song is so shitty
Tell me why, I suck at Jeopardy
Tell me why, you're looking so pretty
Tell me why, I can't be too sexy
Why me