Yellow mustard 400 crates of Yellow mustard I'm told it's liquid gold Holy moly Yellow mustard Day 57 in The wasteland and I've been Roaming around to find What will keep me alive But there's not anything In this oblivion I can't find nothing to eat except for Yellow mustard It's malnutritious Yellow mustard But so delicious Holy moly Yellow mustard I am an effigy Of low society The bottom of the barrel The bone outside the marrow Can anyone help me I'm starving help me please I haven't ate nothing for weeks except for Yellow mustard It's malnutritious Yellow mustard But so delicious Holy moly Yellow mustard