Welcome, welcome, one and all
This place is so filthy, why stay here at all?
Why rest in a place so painfully small?
There's nothing to dazzle, no spark of enthrall
Who let this tavern become such a bore?
Rarely does an inn have so little in store
But what if I told you there's so much more?
Let me show you a place I simply adore
Tired while traveling? I've got just the stay
Your own cozy cabin in the Rail-Away
The train never stops, you may go as you please
And everything's fine 'long as you pay their fees
But we can't stay too long now just as before
And I could be wrong, is that blood on the floor?
Looks like we aren't welcome, you can't ride for cheap
Let's venture on forward to the oceans deep
Well, the Drunken Treasure's a haven below
But where it is exactly, I'll never know
Oh, and don't be surprised by what lurks on outside
And really, don't fight it, believe me, I've tried
Let's all take a breather, we'll hope for the best
The first round's on me but you'll pay for the rest
I hope that this tavern hasn't left you bored
Next up is a place that is fit for a lord
Follow my lead to the Watering Hole
Just know that the fog is always on patrol
This tavern's my favorite, it's got its own band
And they're always more than happy to lend me a hand
Welcome, welcome, one and all
Come visit these taverns, come and have a ball
Why settle for less, and why settle for small?
It's your game to play, why not come try 'em all?