Fast-forward to now Santa came 'round And he's sharing his Yuletide praises And as an employer As urged by his lawyer The elves received health care and raises And as for the wishes Of the honorable Mrs Saint Nick booked a month down in Cabo The jolly old chap Burned red as his hat But at least he learned how to Mambo So don't worry children The elves are still building your toy house Your tap shoes and sleds Turn your snowman apparel And croon all the carols And pray every night before bed After all, it's no secret Saint Nick, well, he loved Jesus He spent his whole life serving God He probably knows more about serving the Lord Than even I, he is a saint after all So go on girls and boys Enjoy all your toys But remember to believe there's more Take it from Santa The wonder began The night that Jesus was born