You vowed you'd love me 'til the end of time Then you ran off with an old friend of mine For once she kept her mouth shut about something She let you check the oil and try her transmission I don't care what happens to me, I don't care what happens to you Restraining order blues Drove by your house a hundred times a day Rehearsing all the things that I was gonna say Did your friends know that you were running around? Did you do her in my bed when I was out of town? I poured Dixie crystals into your car gas tank While I was at it, I painted it pink Pawned my wedding ring for a .44 Aimed at your house, shot it full of holes Restraining order blues Restraining order blues The police came and put me in the back seat Well, they cuffed my hands and read my rights to me I went peacefully, I felt vindicated, passive aggression is overrated I don't care what happens to me, I don't care what happens to you Restraining order blues Restraining order blues