I'm drivin down th road Talkin on my cell phone Hands free, so i can eat breakfast But first I'll put on my mascara My fingernails are gone I had to have some fake ones put on But yeterday was less than idealic IO can still taste the acrylic I am the quintessential Girl who had so much potential What the hell am i doin with my life??. I ask myself a thousand times a dayeyeah What the hell am i doin with my life anyway?? I've got these 2 degrees English lit, art history You can just guess how gratifide I am With my job as the Fieldoperationssupervisingmanagerofthedataprocessing Division What the hell am i doin with my life?? They oughtta warn y'all the day you graduate What the hell am i doin with my life?? Anyway... Maybe I should sign up for a workshop On empowerment and self esteem And maybe I could wriite a book called Chicken soup for drama queens What the hell AM I doin with my life Shouldn't there be more on your gratitude list then... TEVO?? Or lost. or ebay... What the hell am I doin with my life?? I ask myself a thousand times a dayeyeah. What the hell am I doin with my life?? Anyway... Anyway... Anyway... End