American fast food, what a stupid way to die American fast food, order me the jumbo fries Oh, oh, it's easy It's so easy and it's trouble free It's quick and disposable, just like me If I don't stop eating this greasy American fast food Well, we're undernourished, but we're overfed And we're munching on the burger with the white bread And we're sucking up the sugar in a milkshake Till we slip into depression with a big headache And our arteries are crying out, "give us a break" American fast food, what a stupid way to die American fast food, you kiss your old age goodbye Oh, oh, it's easy It's so easy and it's trouble free It's quick and disposable, just like me If I don't stop eating this greasy American fast food You won't have to embalm me when my life is through There are so many preservatives in what I eat The job's being done right now for you "Can I take you order, please?" "A cheeseburger, fries, and a big chocolate malted" It's prefab junk at an exorbitant price And it's bound to make you nauseous if you look at it twice But they're selling you by telling you it's food that's fun When it tastes like cardboard It chews like sponge 'Cause it's really only garbage on a sesame bun American fast food, what a stupid way to die American fast food, order me the chili-size Oh, oh, it's easy It's so easy and it's trouble free It's quick and disposable, just like me If I don't stop eating this greasy American I don't stop eating this greasy American fast food