Stinky weebs, smelly dweeps Ain't you ever heard of soap? Shitty ass, awful gas Can't see how you fucking cope! Gum is like a dollar fifty Soap is like a buck Are you that oblivious Or just don't give a fuck? Oi! Oi! Shower chan! O shiri o arau! Oi! Oi! Shower chan! Take a bath before you go! Oi! Oi! Shower chan! Omae wa mo shinderu! Oi! Oi! Shower chan! PEE FUCKING YEW! Nerdy horrors, tipped fedoras Sweaty dripping bearded necks Cargo pants and weird advances Those poors girls don't want your sex Wheres your self awareness And your sense of empathy Creepy sack of shit so careless Plus you smell like pee Oi! Oi! Shower chan! O shiri o arau! Oi! Oi! Shower chan! Take a bath before you go! Oi! Oi! Shower chan! Omae wa mo shinderu! Oi! Oi! Shower chan! PEE FUCKING YEW! Look - if you can afford to attend a convention, you can afford deodorant! Oi! Oi! Shower chan! O shiri o arau! Oi! Oi! Shower chan! Take a bath before you go! Oi! Oi! Shower chan! Omae wa mo shinderu! Oi! Oi! Shower chan! PEE FUCKING YEW! "Showers are sexy! Take one today!"