The wind is warm as mother's milk and steady as a siren Though my whiskers smell of soap, my pistol smells of iron This front porch is higher than the rest of this poor town I piss every day away and watch the sun go down If I was a gambling man the way I used to be Those downtown gals would gather 'round just to watch the likes of me Those lazy bones would tumble, yeah those lazy bones would roll And I'd pick out my downtown gal and give her all my gold Hey, hey whippoorwill sings All kinds of foolish things All I know is if I had wings I'd be gone by now Once a year this old hotel fills up at harvest time Mexicans and gypsy kids, they're mostly friends of mine They all come in at sundown, fill my whiskey glass Sit and sing a song with me and let the evening pass In the old days I'd work with them, I worked till the work was done The crew we had back in those days, we were always number one Northward with the season, southward in the fall Till I got hurt in the oil patch, boys I had it all Hey, hey whippoorwill sings All kinds of crazy things All I know is if I had wings I'd be gone by now But this year we had no rain at all, not a single crop came in And nothing moves on Main street now but an Oklahoma wind I am just a shadow of the man I used to be I wish I had someone to sing the Long Black Veil with me Hey, hey whippoorwill sings All kinds of crazy things All I know is if I had wings I'd be gone by now Hey, hey whippoorwill sings All kinds of foolish things All I know is if I had wings I'd be gone by now