Make a call overseas just to fight with your mother You pretended to sleep when I put on Big Brother I was your best friend, you were the one This was the worst thing you've ever done I let it happen I let it happen, what have I done? I can't see myself without you Close my eyes so I don't have to Watch us fall apart the hundredth time So, I'll play back every lie you sold me Write some songs that might expose me I could learn to hate you if I tried Oh, wouldn't that be nice? Oh, wouldn't that be nice? Thanksgiving Day, I'm so fucking embarrassed That I didn't even know that you were flying to LA to have dinner with his parents If I was your best friend, what am I now? Someone you mess with when he's not around I let it happen I like the attention when you're around I can't see myself without you Close my eyes so I don't have to Watch us fall apart the hundredth time So, I'll play back every lie you sold me Write some songs that might expose me I could learn to hate you if I tried Oh, wouldn't that be nice? Oh, wouldn't that be nice? 'Cause you were my best friend (best friend, best friend, best friend) You were my best friend (best friend, best friend, best friend) You were my best friend (best friend, best friend, best friend) You were my best friend Play back every lie you sold me Write some songs that might expose me I could learn to hate you if I tried Oh, wouldn't that be nice? Wouldn't that be nice?