Everything is too fast now and totally unreasonable
The world is run by computers, the world is run by robots
And we spend most of our day telling them that we're not a robot
Just to log on and look at our own stuff, all day long
May I see my stuff, please?
"I smell a robot. Prove, prove, prove
Prove to me you're not a robot
Look at these curvy letters
Much curvier than most letters, wouldn't you say?
No robot could ever read these
You look, mortal, if ye be
You look and then you type what you think you see
Is it an 'E' or is it a '3'?
That's up to ye
The passwords of past you've correctly guessed
But now it's time for the robot test!
I've devised a question no robot could ever answer
Which of these pictures does not have a stop sign in it?"
Fucking what?
(Audience Cheering)
You spend most of your day telling a robot that you're not a robot
Think about that for two minutes
And tell me you don't want to walk into the ocean