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John Mulaney - Female Heist Movie lyrics

Artist: John Mulaney

album: New in Town


My girlfriend's a female
And then I had all these friends that were female
So when I started dating her I thought "
Oh Great!
They'll all get along!"
No
Not even a little at the beginning
I don't want to make generalizations about women because i don't know
A thing about women
But one thing I've noticed in my own personal experience is that i
Think women can be friends with each other
But I think it can be tricky sometimes when you
Try and force women to hang out with each other
I think that sometimes doesn't work
Like, you could never put together a heist of women
Does that make sense?
Like, Ocean's Eleven, with women, wouldn't work
Because two would keep breaking off to talk shit about the other nine
Or not even talk shit but
Just say really passive-aggressive
Things as they break into the casino
They'd just be like, "
Aww, I love how you just wear anything."

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