Mrs. Jane, she taught me everything I know
It's such a shame, she had to up her things and go
On sunny days she's all that occupies my mind
On every frame, on every picture, every slide
Uh oh, Uh oh oh
Oh, Mrs. Jane
Mrs. Jane oh I'm not sure that she's aware
Of what I changed, my clothes, my attitude, my hair
In many ways she's shaped the man that I've become
I miss her face, the way she'd make her lessons fun
Uh oh, uh oh oh
Oh Mrs. Jane
I hope someday my eyes will meet again with yours
Some of those lessons that you taught me must have been ignored
Like what to do when you are no longer around
I'm falling quickly, I'm about to hit the ground
Mrs. Jane the way they treated you was oh so unashamedly unfair
My god, how could they be so cold
Let's run away, jump on a plane to anywhere
We'll change our names, our clothes, our attitude, our hair
Uh oh, uh oh oh
Oh Mrs. Jane
I hope someday my path will cross again with yours
Some of those lessons that you taught me must have been ignored
Like what to do when you are no longer around
I'm falling quickly, I'm about to hit the ground
I love you, Mrs. Jane
And I need you, Mrs. Jane
Ever since you first walked into that maths lesson
My life's been changed for the better
I never gave a shit about algebra until you walked in
It was all just numbers and letters
None of it made any sense, Mrs. Jane
I really bloody need you, Mrs. Jane
Let's get a house
And get a dog
And get married
And just be so fucking happy
So, here's to
You, Mrs. Jane
Jesus bloody Christ, I love you so
Oh, uh, oh, oh
God, help me please, Mrs. Jane
Heaven's where I'd do you everyday
Way, hey, hey
Oh I just want to hold you closely
Warm you up, and get you toasty
Ofsted need not know a thing, we'd move to Spain, we'd buy a ring
We'd shack up in a local town, you'd teach me stuff
You teach me how
To be a man, to be a dad
To slow things down and not get sad
And then one day in ten years' time
We'll take the kids out for a ride
We'll hit a bend, and that's the end
For me and Mrs. Jane