I've done my three in the BSAP
And that's enough for the likes of me
Kum- a- kye, aye, aye, aye, aye
Kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye
I've been on patrol so long and far away
That the local girls look better by the day
Kum- a- kye, aye, aye, aye, aye
Kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye
I came to a river and I couldn't get across
So I jumped on a _____
Cause I thought she was a horse
Kum- a- kye, aye, aye, aye, aye
Kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye
Kum- a- Kye, kum- a- kye, kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie
Kum- a- kye, aye, aye
Kum- a- Kye, kum- a - kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye
I spent the night with a dirty old witch
And now I've got a funny little itch
Kum- a- kye, aye, aye, aye, aye
Kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye
She was built like a house all square and solid
And her ______ hung down, like a pair of saddle wallets
Kum- a- kye, aye, aye, aye, aye
Kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye
She's a big, fat girl, twice the size of me
With hair on her belly, like the branches of a tree
Kum- a- kye, aye, aye, aye, aye
Kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye
Kum- a- Kye, kum- a- kye, kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie
Kum- a- kye, aye aye
Kum- a- Kye, kum- a - kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye
She was standing in the kitchen pummeling duff
And the cheeks of her ____, went chuff chuff chuff
Kum- a- kye, aye, aye, aye, aye
Kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye
She was lying there, with her ______ all bare
Every little wiggle made the Troopers all stare
Kum- a- kye, aye, aye, aye, aye
Kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye
I _____ her standing and I _____ her lying
If she had wings, I'd _______ her flying
Kum- a- kye, aye, aye, aye, aye
Kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye
Kum- a- Kye, kum- a- kye, kum- a- kye, kum- a- rookie
Kum- a- kye, aye aye
Kum- a- Kye, kum- a - kye, kum- a- rookie, kum- a- kye