La la la la la la la la la la la la la la Oh I'm just a London Bobby And I don't know why they sent me to the bush With all the creepy crawlies that are creeping up me drawers, I could easy give the job the push. I used to walk me beat down at old Trafalgar Square, Piccadilly Circus and the Strand But names like Penhalonga, Bulawayo, Rafingora Are a little bit too much to understand. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la Oh I'm just a London bobby; It's just for mad dogs and Englishmen. Me skin is going pink and it isn't from the drink And me helmet doesn't stop the midday sun. I used to get get me orders direct from Scotland Yard And the tourists used to take me photograph But now I'm just a nana standing at a polling booth And all they do is look at me and laugh. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la Oh I'm just a London Bobby And fighting crime has always been me job. They took away me truncheon and sent me to a place Where there's nothing left for anyone to rob. When I was just a lad, saw a poster on a wall; It said "Join the force and have a better life" Now they're sending me to Wankie and they say it's just a town But how do I explain that to me wife? La la la la la la la la la la la la la la Oh I'm just a London Bobby And I don't know why they sent me to the bush With all the creepy crawlies that are creeping up me drawers, I could easy give the job the push. I used to walk me beat down at old Trafalgar Square, Piccadilly Circus and the Strand But names like Penhalonga, Bulawayo, Rafingora Are a little bit too much to understand. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la Tiddly Pom.