I'm coming down here
I'm gonna roast a leg of lamb
I'm coming down here
I'll do it the best that I can
I'm coming down here
I am the Modern Man
I'm coming down here
I'm going to clean my disssssh
I'm coming down here
Fulfill your every house wish
I'm coming down here
Put your feet up, catch a taaaaan!
I'm coming down here
I'm going to wash my own clothes
I'm coming down here
Get a tissue to pick my nose
I'm coming down here
You can even drive my van
I am the Modern Man
I am the Modern Man
I'm coming down here
While you eat breakfast in bed
I'm coming down here
Conscious of goings on in your head
Was it something that I said?
I'm coming down here
To avoid a three week ban
I am the Modern Man
I am the Modern Man
I'm gonna roast a leg of laaaaamb