I sit crooked and just talk straight
Aren't you tired of standing around just playing it safe
Yeah don't you know you're just like the rest
Dressed for success but you're full of b.s
Sit crooked and just talk straight
Sit crooked and just talk straight
You can't carry a tune but you can half ass sing the weight
You got a Waylon this and a Tom Waits that
Is there anything real underneath that hat
Sit crooked and then talk straight
Sit Crooked Talk Straight
Stand up it ain't too late
Don't waste my time if you don't got something to say
Gimme one good song and a D-28, Gimme
Street people talking love and hate
Sit crooked and then talk straight
Let's sit crooked and just talk straight
Don't put in the work and throw it all up to fate
So take your fake friends, head for the door
It ain't who you are just who you know
Sit crooked and then talk straight
Sit Crooked Talk Straight
Stand up it ain't too late
Don't waste my time if you don't got something to say
Gimme one good song and a D-28, Gimme
Street people talking love and hate
Hey, yeah let's sit crooked, just talk straight
Yeah we'll sit crooked and then talk straight
Yeah we'll sit crooked and then we'll talk straight