Baby, I am a drunk orchestra Swinging from major to minor Only the lonely can take me there A bottle of booze and a shiner I'm not a lady tonight Come now, baby, you know You wanna get smoked I gotta man who can make a fire I gotta man who is free I gotta man who can throw a ball I gotta man who can see I'm not gonna call him But I will call him my lover on stage One round for toys and nursery rhymes Another for my long lost friend Three cheers hurray for my father A hero until the end Oh my god, is what I never said Is he here, is what I never asked I want to leave, is what I didn't say How much more Your flowers have wilted, my finger's healed The sheets have been washed and are drying The milk has been drunk and the coffee's cold I wonder when she will stop crying