Welcome everybody grab a body And follow me to the lobby So sorry about the zombies The bones and the screams A little dusty but you can trust me Oh they must be On the way Come closer Don't you know sir I'm supposed to Keep you safe Its oh so nice to meet ya I'm the keeper of the crypt If ghosts and goons defeat ya I'll repeat the parts you skipped Rule one survive Rule two don't die Rule three go beat the boss Rule four get the high score Five lives no more Rule six no tricks Because Oh sweet lacrimosa Tears will flow just like the rain Oh sweet lacrimosa It's game over Try again OK who's next Don't wait just get Some faith and let The rest compete The chests you seek Are yours to keep The floors beneath Your feet Hold all the keys so Keep going east go Where the deceased know They can find peace And please know All your defeats show Up on the screen so I will repeat the into Oh so nice to meet ya I'm the keeper of the crypt If ghosts and goons defeat ya I'll repeat the parts you skipped Rule one survive Rule two don't die Rule three go beat the boss Rule four get the high score Five lives no more Rule six no tricks Because Oh sweet lacrimosa Tears will flow just like the rain Oh sweet lacrimosa It's game over Try again Don't lose your composure Make the most of What you gained Oh sweet lacrimosa It's game over Try again I will eat you all alive Oh won't you try To keep up with me I will be there when you die Your sacrifice won't mean a thing I will eat you all alive Oh won't you try To keep up with me I will be there when you die Your sacrifice won't mean a thing Oh sweet lacrimosa Tears will flow just like the rain Oh sweet lacrimosa It's game over Try again Don't lose your composure Make the most of What you gained Oh sweet lacrimosa It's game over Try again