You like a frosty with your fries You like visine for your eyes You don't want no one to know how high we are The hardest part of our equation's heading into that gas station Never knowing what the hell we're about to leave with We got 5-0 on our tail I got cash if we need bail But he made our hearts beat fast for no damn reason We slowed down, he sped by with that joint down by my side There's a whole lot going down in town this evening Baby, no one's gotta know we're smoking everywhere we go Burning down the highway till the exit Yeah, you and I can skip the bar Keep our secrets in this car Get in line for ice cream at the drive-thru Only you love getting stoned like I do At five o'clock when you leave work with a pre-roll in your purse You head home to pour a glass of wine and shower And I know back roads we can go To light one up before the show Cause the doors don't open for another hour And some might say we just can't live this way Running around as if the world was ours But baby, no one's gotta know we're smoking everywhere we go Burning down the highway till the exit Yeah, you and I can skip the bar Keep our secrets in this car And get whatever you want at the drive-thru Only you love getting, only you love getting Only you love getting stoned, you love getting stoned You love getting stoned like I do Only you love getting stoned like I do