One, two You want your rug back I know it's affecting you deeply You gave it up to me knowing that It's hard to reach me It's not an gift, it's an emblem A subtle reminder Here, take your rug back It's making me blinder & blinder You call me on the phone You swear that it's for sure this time Can you leave me alone? And sign here on the dotted line We'll both be fine You got your rug back, I'm glad Hope it's making you happy It's not sadistic, more fitting with An ending that's sappy You call me on the phone You swear that it's for sure this time Can you leave me alone? And sign here on the dotted line We'll both be fine