There's somebody, help me, I'm a desperate man I'm in love with a woman that I just can't stand Boy, she's sweet and she's evil Hot and she's cold First everything's mellow Then she's out of control Driving me crazy Dragging me down I don't know what she got That keeps me hanging around Now, when it comes to a dollar She ain't got no sense Yeah, she's been spending more money Than the President And any time she's drinking She's everybody's friend Laughing and joking Often a crowd of men Hey, somebody help me I'm a desperate man I'm in love with a woman that I just can't stand There's somebody, help me, I'm a desperate man I'm in love with a woman that I just can't stand Boy, she messed up my money She messed up my mind Making me poor Way before my time Got me walking in circles Under her spell Oh, help me somebody I should be running like hell There's somebody, help me, I'm a desperate man