It wasn't us that got it dirty It was dirty before we met And if this dance is the last dance Let it not be a dance to forget Every time I think of you I think about dirt You can scrub a dub dub But it always returns That's Dirt Wasn't it you who said that one should never Bend over backwards to Take a look inside If it's squeeky clean you're after You're gonna have to join the queue and wait awhile Every time I think of you I think about dirt I've got you under my finger nails I hear you laugh where it hurts Dirt And I can't wash my hands of you No matter what soap I use It's more than I'm worth Don't ever leave me baby For to be without you Is to be without dirt Every time I think of you I think about dirt No matter how you scrub a dub dub It always returns that's D. I. R. T. Dirt Yeah that's D. I. R. T. Dirt You've got dirty thoughts You give dirty looks You're the Queen of dirt Dirt