As I went into the chandelier's shop, some candles for to buy I went inside the chandelier's shop but no one could I spy Now I was disappointed, some angry words I said When I heard the sound of a . . . right above me head When I heard the sound of a . . . right above me head Now I was quick and I was slick so up the stairs I fled And very surprised was I to find the chandelier's wife in bed And with her was another man of quite considerable size And they wеre having a . . . right before me еyes Oh! And they were having a . . . right before me eyes And when the fun was over and done the lady raised her head And very surprised was she to find me standing by the bed If you would be discreet me boy if you would be so kind Why don't you come up for some. . . whenever you feel inclined Oh! Why don't you come up for some. . . whenever you feel inclined So many the nights and many the days when the chandelier wasn't home To get myself some candles to the chandelier's shop I'd roam But never the ones she'd give to me, she'd give to me instead A little bit more of that . . . to light me way to bed Just a little bit more of that . . . to light me way to bed So come all ye married men take heed if ever you go to town And if you leave your wife alone be sure to lie her down And if you'll be so kind to her just lay her down there on the floor And give her so much of the . . . she doesn't want any more Oh! And give her so much of the . . . she doesn't want any more Hey!