You messed things up on the day you showed up
Thinking that you had all the answers
You really took a chance there, didn't you
Spare a thought? Haven't you hurt before?
I guess it didn't even cross your mind when
You stepped over the line and
I know I shouldn't wish the worst on you
But when you use self-checkout
I hope your items don't go through
And if you stood on lego
Well it wouldn't be a shame
Cause I hope you have a really bad day
You drove up and down
Hoping she'd come around
Acting like you had the best intentions
But you forgot to mention - didn't care
What she'd lose, only that she chose you
Had her believing every word you said
Cause you got inside her head
And I know I shouldn't wish the worst on you
But when you use self-checkout
I hope your items don't go through
And if you stood on lego
Well it wouldn't be a shame
Cause I hope you have a really bad day
I hope you stub your toe, lose your keys
Hope your friends forget your birthday
Miss your train, your plane's delayed
Hope you get outbid on eBay
Shrink your clothes, break your phone
Buy new shoes that give you blisters
Get locked out of your new house
Hope your oven breaks at Christmas
And I know I shouldn't wish the worst on you
But when you use self-checkout
I hope your items don't go through
And if you stood on lego, well it wouldn't be a shame
Cause I hope you have a really bad day
And I really hope she leaves you some day