Faster than a speeding bullet
More powerful than a locomotive
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound
Look! Up in the sky!
It's a bird! It's a plane!
No, It's Superman!
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I'm like a cross between Mighty Mouse and Underdog
(Super raps)
No need to wonder, dog
Grip Grand
Flyin' through the air
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Superrapper, The right fist to justice
The left hand to gettin' you and your man's name on the VIP club list
I'm faster than a blunt gets lit at a reggae show
Capable of not being heard about on the radio
I'm able to stop a speeding bullet by being shot
I've got the power to run away, if a super thug won't put his gun away, That's all the trade secrets I'm gonna say, or do you need to take my pension away
My lasso makes rappers act like they know
Hit a sucker right below the belt where my dirty mind melted psychic flow, toxic exposure caused the mic to glow brightly, my brain stem regenerates nighlty (hahaha, come fight me)
But I battle blabbermouth bad guys and banshees
Standin' upright like the Andes
To land these uppercuts, sucker punchin, combos, and eye jammings whle flyin' around in my jammies
(Super raps)
It wa Tuesday, I was flyin through' the outer limits
Tryin' to find a way to get ahead in rap without a gimmick, but I couldn't quite get it so i quit 'n got a new bag, and now it says i'd rather be thuggin' on my doo rag, My gold teeth were resistant to beef, but I got platinum ones, now my records in rotation like gattling guns, I attacked Mr. Freeze just to get iced out, I suck rocks with my five mic mouth, I got a homing chip stiched in my piece
So when I'm trapped in the midst of the beast,
My sidekick can quickly track me down and get me released, he just (doo-doo, doo-doo) homes on the beeps, and brings tons o' guns, that's the code of the streets, But when they get here, I might melt him down with heat vision, 'cause I love bein' a rapper, but I'd rather keep livin', It's a decision I make, It might hurt my street cred when they find out I eat the tofu and wheat bread, What?
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Man, this is the stupidest song I've ever heard
Straight SOS
(Winnin' competition with super raps) Need to cut that shit off, It's too dumb
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Too dumb
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Retarded, Straight retarded